Sushi

Why is grocery store sushi made with imitation crab meat? That's nasty. I like the sushi from Whole Foods though. Its made with real crab meat. And I love the sushi from Formosa Garden. Mmmmmmmm.... Sushi Zushi is okay. I like their miso soup. The sushi is just okay though. Sister and mommy go there for "girl's lunch" - I don't see why I can't go - I'm a girl. Anyway, I would like fried chicken sushi with honey mustard drizzled on top. Or sushi with shrimp but no cucumbers. I HATE cucumbers.

Send me some sushi! I'm hungry!

- Kitty

I was inspired to post a new blog because mommy bought me some new food today. Its called FreshPet Select and it is SOOOOO delishus. It is fresh food for dogs NOT dog food. I got chunky chicken, turkey, vegetables with rice. Mmmmmmm. Its my new favorite. You can find it in your market's pet isle refrigerator. Mmmmmmmm.

TO's "reality" show debuted last night. I don't think his life is really like the show, I think that's how he wishes his life was like.

Bret Favre set a July 30 deadline for himself to decide whether or not to play for the Vikings. I so hope he plays because I LOVE him. So. Much.

My Gma and Gpa are going to come see me. And my sister was sick but now she feels better. Poor sister. She needs some FreshPet Select.

My friend Maggie went home. Now I am so lonely. I want my own dog and I want to name him or her Oliver or Olive. I miss Maggie. So. Much.

No one ever sent me bacon!

I'll talk to you sluts later.

- K Dog

House Guest

Maggie has come to visit for 20 sleeps and wake-ups. Her people went to another state to see some mouse. People do strange things sometimes. Anyway, Maggie has been drinking my coffee, eating my eggs and bacon, AND she stole my mommy! Bitch. She isn't happy unless my mommy is holding her or carrying her or paying attention to her in some way or another. But to her credit, she hates the mailman as much as I do. But she doesn't show her vishusness when he comes to our house, she gets scared and I have to protect her and mommy. They are so freightened of the mailman, but I am not. I protect my family from the man in blue with headphones and I show my teeth and bark really loud. He is so scared of me.

Anyway, Maggie is a little maggot and I am counting the sleeps and wake-ups until she goes back home. Sometimes she is fun. We eat treats and popcorns together. And sometimes we play. But thats it. The rest of the time I don't like her. Very much.

Mommy feels better. I love my mommy.

Im Bored

Mommy falleded down the stairs - boom, boom, boom. So now she's laid up with ice packs and doesn't play with me and I'm bored. She did share her sushi with me and it was delishus. We ate cheese yesterday for our snack and it was delishus. Daddy is at work. He's so dedicated, blah blah snore snore. I'm so bored. Daddy, come home and play with me. Please.

The Best Day Ever!

Today was the best day ever! I had a birthday party and my Auntie Cindy and Auntie Melissa came and Claw-D-uh and Miss Gayle. And Lulu the dog came too with her brother and sister. Mommy made food and we had chips and cheese. And I got a bikini and a monkey and treats. They are so delishus. I am so tired. I had so much fun. Thanks to all who came and for my presents and for bringing donations for the animal shelter. I love you!

- K - dog

Happy Birthday to Me!

My birthday party is on Sunday and here is my wishlist:


Cheese
Sock Monkey
Tank Top with Ruffles (3T)
Greenie pellets
Pre Paid Cell Phone
Pink Harness and Leash
Treats from Fifi and Fido's
Gift Card from PetSmart or Petco
Mailman Cookies

You are all invited to my party on Sunday at Noon
Gifts are not necessary but always appreciated
In lieu of gifts, Mommy and Daddy are requesting you bring an unopened package of dog food, treats, toys, old towels or bedding to be donated to the Seguin No Kill Animal Shelter on my behalf in honor of my birthday. No donation is too small. All help is appreciated. Shelter dogs need love too.

I hope to see you on Sunday.