Goodbye decade!

The decade is dead. Long live the decade.

Lots of good things happened this decade. Like I was born and came to live at my
forever home. Bret Favre is still playin'. The Astros went to World Series and the Yankees
finally won another World Series. We almost had Al Gore and Hilary Clinton as Presidents. Although 9-11 did suck. But I've got my Java Log and smoked gouda so Im good.

Yes, my new year's resolution is to stop using bad language and to stop calling my
mommy a bitch and a slut. But HER resolution should be to stop being a bitch and a slut.

I have to go spend time with my family now in front of the fire. Mmmm Java Log.

Happy New Year!

Goodbye MLB season 2009. Astros, Cubs, Mets, you all sucked. I want the Dodgers to win the WS so mommy's boyfriend, Brad Ausmus, in case you've been living unna a wok and didn't know, can (finally) get a ring. He deserves it, she says, because he's hot. Where's my ring?! I like the Yankees. I like Joe Girardi. He wears his goal on his back for the world to see. You gotta have goals. And cheese......

I played dominos with mommy the other night and I beat her twice. I hated to do it, but somebody had to lose and it wasn't going to be me!

Looks like Bret Favre isn't going to play in the NFL this year. Maybe he'll pull a Roger Clemens and play half of a pro-rated season.

Salsa in my bag, salsa in my bag, salsa in my bag........

Plaxico got hisself indicted. What is his defense? He shot HISSELF in the leg! What an idiot. I said it before and I says it again: WHAT the HELL kind of a name is PLAXICO?

Prince Fielder is a fat vegiesaurus. I am a fat meatasaurus.

I am going to eat my cheese snacks now.

Talk to you sluts later.

Sushi

Why is grocery store sushi made with imitation crab meat? That's nasty. I like the sushi from Whole Foods though. Its made with real crab meat. And I love the sushi from Formosa Garden. Mmmmmmmm.... Sushi Zushi is okay. I like their miso soup. The sushi is just okay though. Sister and mommy go there for "girl's lunch" - I don't see why I can't go - I'm a girl. Anyway, I would like fried chicken sushi with honey mustard drizzled on top. Or sushi with shrimp but no cucumbers. I HATE cucumbers.

Send me some sushi! I'm hungry!

- Kitty

I was inspired to post a new blog because mommy bought me some new food today. Its called FreshPet Select and it is SOOOOO delishus. It is fresh food for dogs NOT dog food. I got chunky chicken, turkey, vegetables with rice. Mmmmmmm. Its my new favorite. You can find it in your market's pet isle refrigerator. Mmmmmmmm.

TO's "reality" show debuted last night. I don't think his life is really like the show, I think that's how he wishes his life was like.

Bret Favre set a July 30 deadline for himself to decide whether or not to play for the Vikings. I so hope he plays because I LOVE him. So. Much.

My Gma and Gpa are going to come see me. And my sister was sick but now she feels better. Poor sister. She needs some FreshPet Select.

My friend Maggie went home. Now I am so lonely. I want my own dog and I want to name him or her Oliver or Olive. I miss Maggie. So. Much.

No one ever sent me bacon!

I'll talk to you sluts later.

- K Dog

House Guest

Maggie has come to visit for 20 sleeps and wake-ups. Her people went to another state to see some mouse. People do strange things sometimes. Anyway, Maggie has been drinking my coffee, eating my eggs and bacon, AND she stole my mommy! Bitch. She isn't happy unless my mommy is holding her or carrying her or paying attention to her in some way or another. But to her credit, she hates the mailman as much as I do. But she doesn't show her vishusness when he comes to our house, she gets scared and I have to protect her and mommy. They are so freightened of the mailman, but I am not. I protect my family from the man in blue with headphones and I show my teeth and bark really loud. He is so scared of me.

Anyway, Maggie is a little maggot and I am counting the sleeps and wake-ups until she goes back home. Sometimes she is fun. We eat treats and popcorns together. And sometimes we play. But thats it. The rest of the time I don't like her. Very much.

Mommy feels better. I love my mommy.

Im Bored

Mommy falleded down the stairs - boom, boom, boom. So now she's laid up with ice packs and doesn't play with me and I'm bored. She did share her sushi with me and it was delishus. We ate cheese yesterday for our snack and it was delishus. Daddy is at work. He's so dedicated, blah blah snore snore. I'm so bored. Daddy, come home and play with me. Please.

The Best Day Ever!

Today was the best day ever! I had a birthday party and my Auntie Cindy and Auntie Melissa came and Claw-D-uh and Miss Gayle. And Lulu the dog came too with her brother and sister. Mommy made food and we had chips and cheese. And I got a bikini and a monkey and treats. They are so delishus. I am so tired. I had so much fun. Thanks to all who came and for my presents and for bringing donations for the animal shelter. I love you!

- K - dog

Happy Birthday to Me!

My birthday party is on Sunday and here is my wishlist:


Cheese
Sock Monkey
Tank Top with Ruffles (3T)
Greenie pellets
Pre Paid Cell Phone
Pink Harness and Leash
Treats from Fifi and Fido's
Gift Card from PetSmart or Petco
Mailman Cookies

You are all invited to my party on Sunday at Noon
Gifts are not necessary but always appreciated
In lieu of gifts, Mommy and Daddy are requesting you bring an unopened package of dog food, treats, toys, old towels or bedding to be donated to the Seguin No Kill Animal Shelter on my behalf in honor of my birthday. No donation is too small. All help is appreciated. Shelter dogs need love too.

I hope to see you on Sunday.

I'm back and better than ever!

I know I've been gone for a while, but I was taken to the vet against my will and violated. I was put to sleep with pokes and woke up without some of my teeth. It was horrible and I felt so sick after I thought I might never blog again. Mommy felt so sorry for me, I got cheese squares, yogurt cups, Frosty Paws, and I get to go to Pawderosa on Monday AND I get a birthday party. Daddy says I never have to have that happen to me again. I'll teach those people not to fuck with me!

Talk to you sluts later.

I'm out.

K-dog

The postman only knocks once...

....and then I attack! Our mailman knocked on our door today to deliver some packages and I did a good puppy job and made my barks at him. He was SO scared of me. I curled my lip and showed my teeth and I put my ears back too. He thought I was going to kill him. Mommy was so proud of me. I got a Greenie. Ha! He will think twice before he knocks on our door again. No mailman is a match for Kitty. I eat mailman cookies.

I scratched daddy today and got in trouble. We had to hug it out. I was so sorry.

What the hell kind of name is Plaxico?

Lakers won. Yawn.

Hey sluts, where's my bacon?

Talk to you later.

Kitty

Poor me :(

I still can't think of a way to get two breakfasts and today, I almost didn't get any breakfast at all. Yesterday, my daddy gave me my breakfast and when I was finished I hid my plate behind the door. Then, I told mommy I didn't have breakfast yet, but she wouldn't just take my word for it (skeptical bitch) and looked and looked for the plate until she found it and then I got in trouble for fibbing. ( I had to go to bed without my Greenie). Today, Daddy forgot to give me breakfast and when I told mommy I didn't have breakfast, of course she didn't believe me. She looked and looked for the plate (haha) and finally called Daddy at work to see if I was telling the truth. So I didn't get to eat until after lunchtime and I was SO hungry. She didn't even apologize for starving me. I could have died from hunger. But for dinner she made me half a baked potato and salad with chickens, cranberries, walnuts and different types of lettuce. I got extra carrots and she took out the cucumbers for me. I HATE cucumbers! My dinner was so delishus! I also got Vitamin Water too and it was so refreshing.

Later we are going to have cheese and cracker snack. Mommy talked to the Cheese Lady at the market to find me some extra extra sharp cheddar cheese. Can you believe there is a Cheese Lady?! When I grow up, I want to be a Cheese Lady. That is my dream job. My Gma can make my apron. My Gma makes me lots of pretty things. Anyway, Mommy bought the Tillamook Sharp Cheddar Cheese and it is supposed to be so delishus. Tillamook makes my delishus Colby Jack Cheese snacks that daddy buys me at Costco. I LOVE cheese snacks. Mommy also bought organic table water crackers to eat with the cheese. I can't wait until snacktime! I'll let you know how the cheese is.

Later sluts!

- K

Good day

Today has been a good day. My daddy gave me my egg and smoked bacon breakfast and when mommy woke up and made her 12 grain dry toast, I asked for some telling her I LOVE toasted bread and I was SO hungry, but she said she knew I already had my breakfast. I told her I didn't have breakfast but she knew I was fibbing because my breakfast plate was still on the floor. I would have thrown it away, but alas, I don't have thumbs. Damn my lack of dexterity! Next time I'll have to at least hide my plate, maybe under the bed like sister, so I can get two breakfasts.

Daddy brushed my teeth today with my Petrodex Natural Toothpaste and toothbrush. I sat still and did a good puppy job and I earned myself a Greenie! I even opened the door to the treat room all by myself! Mommy was impressed. I've had Greenies two days in a row! I love Greenies.

Brett Favre update: He's booked a bunch of hotel rooms in Green Bay for the weekend the Packers play the Vikings. Sounds promising to me. I love him so much. Mommy says she so tired of hearing of him already. She's watching the Yankees taking on the Red Sox at Fenway. She's so predictable. She's also schizo - she's cheering for BOTH teams! I don't know how to tell her they can't both win. She's a big believer in fairness and thinks people should take turns winning. She doesn't get the point of competitive team sports. Oh, well....that's my mommy, and I love her, crazy and all. It's what makes her fun to be around.

Well, I'm off like a prom dress. Talk to you sluts later.

- K

Monday

My Gma and Gpa came to see me this past weekend. They love me! My Gma makes flowers for my purple harness so I can be even more beautiful. Today for dinner mommy made me fresh Gulf shrimp and bowtie past and fresh cut fruit for dessert. It was all so delishus!

Brett Favre had shoulder surgery two weeks ago! Now he has to decide by the end of the week if he's going to play for the Vikings. I LOVE Bret Faaaaaaavreeee. Mommy better let me watch football this year. If I have to sit through 9 hours of baseball a day, I should be able to watch at least ONE football game a week. Mommy can be a biiiiaaatch sometimes. Daddy won't take this up with her because its not important to him and he's saving his authority for himself. He can be so selfish. Im going to get my own television. Or I'll go watch with Sofie, or Demi or Buddy. They're my friends. I have more friends: Sammy, Missy, and Shadow. They eat chicken every day at Dot's house.

Well, I have a Greenie coming to me so I'll talk to you sluts later.

Puppies in the Park

June 28th is Dog Day Presented by Petco at the Ballpark at Arlington, home of the Texas Rangers. Pre-registration is required if you plan on taking your favorite four-legged (or three-legged in some cases) canine friend. Maybe if I ask nicely my daddy will take me. I've always wanted to go to a baseball game. They have hotdogs and popcorns there. I love hot dogs and popcorns! They are so delishus. Clck on the link for more info. http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=tex

While Im thinking of baseball, don't forget to vote for your favorite players for this year's all star game. I would vote but I don't have thumbs. So, please vote for the Padres very talented, yet underrated infielder Adrian Gonzales. Mommy says he's having an MVP year with none of the attention. Poor man. Im not a fan but I appreciate the game.

I love football. Go Packers!

Send me bacon, please! Mommy wont buy pork and turkey bacon is not the same as piggy bacon. Its so delishus! Please send me some. Please.

- K-dog

I have to give a special shoutout to my Uncle Robert. He just got back from serving our country abroad and I am so glad he came home safely and I want to thank him for serving our great nation. Uncle Robert is a true American Hero and I love him. Also, thanks to Aunt Cindy, for the sacrifices she and her family made by being that wife/family of a soldier. You are all good friends, family and Americans!

Welcome Home and Thank You!!!

Love,

Kitty

Against My Will

This week I was bathed against my will. Can you believe that. When my daddy took my harness off I thought "oh, some freedom finally" but NO!!! I heard the shower and realized what was happening but it was too late. I was bathed with pink grapefruity scented soap and I was dried off with my pink bunny hooded towel my mommy bought me from Fifi & Fido. They have the best treats.

After my bath I was forced to sun dry on the patio.

You know how Chad Johnson changed his name to Chad Ochocinco? I want to change my name too. But what number should I pick?

Two more days until Gma and Gpa come to see me!!! I have a new pink flower on my purple harness to look pretty. I can't wait! They love me and talk to me.

My sister made the most delishus pasta last night. With homemade roasted tomato and garlic sauce and olive oil. Soooooo delishus. Send me message if you the recipe.

Talk to you sluts later!

My Cheese My Rules

Behold the power of cheese. I get cheese from Dr. Kleka after my pokes. I love spray cheese, swiss cheese, havarti with dill, colby jack, pepper jack, extra sharp cheddar. Is there such thing as extra, extra sharp cheddar? I want a cheddar cheese that will kick my furry ass! I would kill for cheese. I would sit pretty and give you a high five for cheese. I will praise the lord for cheese. I love cheese. Mmmmm......

Welcome to my blog! I always wanted my own blog and now my dream has come true!

I came to my forever home after the Great Flood of 2002. I love my daddy most. I have a stinky brother and a sister. I love cheese and when my grandma and grandpa come to see me. They'll be here next weekend!

I love Brett Favre and always buy into the "will he/won't he" debate every Summer. My mommy loves baseball and says the Astros are breaking her heart because they are playing like they just don't care.

Marinate on this and tell me what YOU think: Are Jon and Kate abusing/neglecting/exploiting their children?