House Guest

Maggie has come to visit for 20 sleeps and wake-ups. Her people went to another state to see some mouse. People do strange things sometimes. Anyway, Maggie has been drinking my coffee, eating my eggs and bacon, AND she stole my mommy! Bitch. She isn't happy unless my mommy is holding her or carrying her or paying attention to her in some way or another. But to her credit, she hates the mailman as much as I do. But she doesn't show her vishusness when he comes to our house, she gets scared and I have to protect her and mommy. They are so freightened of the mailman, but I am not. I protect my family from the man in blue with headphones and I show my teeth and bark really loud. He is so scared of me.

Anyway, Maggie is a little maggot and I am counting the sleeps and wake-ups until she goes back home. Sometimes she is fun. We eat treats and popcorns together. And sometimes we play. But thats it. The rest of the time I don't like her. Very much.

Mommy feels better. I love my mommy.