I played dominos with mommy the other night and I beat her twice. I hated to do it, but somebody had to lose and it wasn't going to be me!

Looks like Bret Favre isn't going to play in the NFL this year. Maybe he'll pull a Roger Clemens and play half of a pro-rated season.

Salsa in my bag, salsa in my bag, salsa in my bag........

Plaxico got hisself indicted. What is his defense? He shot HISSELF in the leg! What an idiot. I said it before and I says it again: WHAT the HELL kind of a name is PLAXICO?

Prince Fielder is a fat vegiesaurus. I am a fat meatasaurus.

I am going to eat my cheese snacks now.

Talk to you sluts later.