Resolutions

So far Im doing good in keeping my resolutions. I havent called my mom a slut or a bitch once. Its so hard because she is so bitchy and slutty. AND she didn't even give me some omelet this morning. That's just mean because it had sharp cheddar in it. Daddy ate all the smoked gouda. He's mean too. Ive been tricking them into letting me sleep in their room at night - my bedtime is 9:00 so at 8:55 I get in their basket and pretend to be asleep and they think Im SO cute they dont want to bother me. So I get to stay in their room. One of these nights Ill get another shot at tripping my mom and taking her out. Ha! Until them, she's giving me dinners from HEB. Mmmmm delishus.

I want a nickname like Jim Adler, The Texas Hammer. I want to be Kitty the___________. Help me fill in the blank. And dont say slut or bitch.

Laters,

Kitty the _____________.