Good day

Today has been a good day. My daddy gave me my egg and smoked bacon breakfast and when mommy woke up and made her 12 grain dry toast, I asked for some telling her I LOVE toasted bread and I was SO hungry, but she said she knew I already had my breakfast. I told her I didn't have breakfast but she knew I was fibbing because my breakfast plate was still on the floor. I would have thrown it away, but alas, I don't have thumbs. Damn my lack of dexterity! Next time I'll have to at least hide my plate, maybe under the bed like sister, so I can get two breakfasts.

Daddy brushed my teeth today with my Petrodex Natural Toothpaste and toothbrush. I sat still and did a good puppy job and I earned myself a Greenie! I even opened the door to the treat room all by myself! Mommy was impressed. I've had Greenies two days in a row! I love Greenies.

Brett Favre update: He's booked a bunch of hotel rooms in Green Bay for the weekend the Packers play the Vikings. Sounds promising to me. I love him so much. Mommy says she so tired of hearing of him already. She's watching the Yankees taking on the Red Sox at Fenway. She's so predictable. She's also schizo - she's cheering for BOTH teams! I don't know how to tell her they can't both win. She's a big believer in fairness and thinks people should take turns winning. She doesn't get the point of competitive team sports. Oh, well....that's my mommy, and I love her, crazy and all. It's what makes her fun to be around.

Well, I'm off like a prom dress. Talk to you sluts later.

- K