Monday, June 15, 2009

The postman only knocks once...

....and then I attack! Our mailman knocked on our door today to deliver some packages and I did a good puppy job and made my barks at him. He was SO scared of me. I curled my lip and showed my teeth and I put my ears back too. He thought I was going to kill him. Mommy was so proud of me. I got a Greenie. Ha! He will think twice before he knocks on our door again. No mailman is a match for Kitty. I eat mailman cookies.

I scratched daddy today and got in trouble. We had to hug it out. I was so sorry.

What the hell kind of name is Plaxico?

Lakers won. Yawn.

Hey sluts, where's my bacon?

Talk to you later.

Kitty

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