Poor me :(

I still can't think of a way to get two breakfasts and today, I almost didn't get any breakfast at all. Yesterday, my daddy gave me my breakfast and when I was finished I hid my plate behind the door. Then, I told mommy I didn't have breakfast yet, but she wouldn't just take my word for it (skeptical bitch) and looked and looked for the plate until she found it and then I got in trouble for fibbing. ( I had to go to bed without my Greenie). Today, Daddy forgot to give me breakfast and when I told mommy I didn't have breakfast, of course she didn't believe me. She looked and looked for the plate (haha) and finally called Daddy at work to see if I was telling the truth. So I didn't get to eat until after lunchtime and I was SO hungry. She didn't even apologize for starving me. I could have died from hunger. But for dinner she made me half a baked potato and salad with chickens, cranberries, walnuts and different types of lettuce. I got extra carrots and she took out the cucumbers for me. I HATE cucumbers! My dinner was so delishus! I also got Vitamin Water too and it was so refreshing.

Later we are going to have cheese and cracker snack. Mommy talked to the Cheese Lady at the market to find me some extra extra sharp cheddar cheese. Can you believe there is a Cheese Lady?! When I grow up, I want to be a Cheese Lady. That is my dream job. My Gma can make my apron. My Gma makes me lots of pretty things. Anyway, Mommy bought the Tillamook Sharp Cheddar Cheese and it is supposed to be so delishus. Tillamook makes my delishus Colby Jack Cheese snacks that daddy buys me at Costco. I LOVE cheese snacks. Mommy also bought organic table water crackers to eat with the cheese. I can't wait until snacktime! I'll let you know how the cheese is.

Later sluts!

- K